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WA YEAR 10 DISTANCE EDUCATION · CHRONICLES

THE ONENOTE ODYSSEY

THE HUNT FOR THE SACRED LINK

Your math teacher runs Omarchy Linux, hoards the homework OneNote link, and deployed a ChatGPT clicker game hallucinating you with an 80s glam-rock mane.

Armed with a $1.78 domain and DeepSeek, it’s time to settle this in BigBlueButton.

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🚨 ALERT: DALL-E PROJECTION DETECTED
Hallucinated Josh
"RULE 1: HIT THE LONG-HAIRED LAD" DALL-E prompt hallucination generated by Mr. Ramsay's ChatGPT instance.
JOSH YEAR 10 STUDENT

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